Queen Pattie Gonia Goes Rock Climbing

NEVERTHELESS, SHE PERSISTED. i give you my next outdoor feat of feminine and masculine energy majestically meeting in the middle of a PLATFORM HEELED CLIMB OF A 5.9. you might ask your self, pattie, just how did you do it?? and i would tell you, as the wise queen miley cyrus once said,
there’s always gonna be another mountain QWEEN
i’m always gonna wanna make it move BABES
always gonna be an uphill battle GIRL
sometimes I’m gonna have to lose SIS
ain’t about how fast I get there GIRLFRIEND
ain’t about what’s waiting on the other side KITTEN
it’s the climb HUN. TY.

in all seriousness though, the BIGGEST thanks goes out to Arthur Luke ( for filming this video with me, literally being my Jimmy Chin on the side of the wall, to my alma mater and home gym, the University of Nebraska’s Outdoor Adventures ( for not only letting me hit the wall in heels but for promoting inclusivity in every way possible, Ashley Winter ( for the gorg mug and forest fire hair, my brother Dane ( for the love and support of his brother/sister lol but like truly, Nicolette Wagner ( for the photos, and Clare Maney ( and John Paul Kingston ( for the mean belays. couldn’t have done it without you sisters on beSLAYYYYY.


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